The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.
miss claudette has a special place in my heart.
miss claudette over everything
some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions
i would really like to see this whole list please
heres the most of it then
Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.
Help spread the FACTS about the workers who are surviving on minimum wage in this country!
Is there a job where I get to make out with cute people all day because sign me up
#what the fucking shit why would you do this
I want to have a thousand children with Alireza Jahanbakhsh god bless beautiful brown boys that act like angels and look like assholes FUCKING LOOK AT HIM
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.
I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough
"Mostly void, partially stars"
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper